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caelumserver2024-01-30 10:36 am
boneface) wrote in caelumserver2024-01-30 10:36 am
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go to bed, kid
Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️RYUJI☠️
Server Channel: #advice
Time: around 11pm or so
[ Some messages are popping up in the advice channel. ]
what do u do if ur boyfriend left the hotel and now ur alone
[ Then the message disappears. ]
all my friends are back home but im here but i dont wanna leave yet
[ Then THAT message disappears. ]
how do u decide when to leave the hotel
[ Okay, looks like that message is the one he leaves in the server. ]
Server Channel: #advice
Time: around 11pm or so
[ Some messages are popping up in the advice channel. ]
what do u do if ur boyfriend left the hotel and now ur alone
[ Then the message disappears. ]
all my friends are back home but im here but i dont wanna leave yet
[ Then THAT message disappears. ]
how do u decide when to leave the hotel
[ Okay, looks like that message is the one he leaves in the server. ]
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yeah ik! i moved to the 10th floor to be closer to him bc i dont want either of us to be alone lol
[ all these sad lols ]
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just wait, ok!!
several minutes later,
I'M LOSING IT
THATS SO EFFIN CUTE
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kiki would want you to keep havcng fun while yuor here!!
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letting it out can be fun though
we shodul find a flor. with lots fo things we can wreck!
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sounds fun actually
can we bring akechi
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more is merrier yeah!?
[ was this a butchering of "less is more" turned into "more is more" but also "the more the merrier?" yeah. ]
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more IS merrier ur so right ok ill ask him
lets bring a bunch of snacks too
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i hav an idea for a litte surprise i can bring you too! hehehe
[ it's booze ]
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[ he has no idea it's booze ]
➡️ action for 🍻 teen shenanigans... c'mere akechi
When they find Juniper there, though, they would find that she has her greataxe with her, so she won't be needing a dinky lil' bat for babies!! Oh, and she has a pack full of booze with her. Ales, mostly, like the stuff adventurers get drunk on at taverns on the road, but also... some more interesting things she's found during her grand heist that sounded good. Like ciders and hard lemonade. Oh, and gin.
She waves enthusiastically at the pair when they arrive! ]
Hellooooo! Are you two sad boys ready to cheer up!?
LETS GOO
…oh right. because he really can’t turn down an invitation, the slightest idea anyone wants his attention or him to be around, even now.
…and also because he really wants to smash things. ]
I’m not sad. [ he says flatly, lying like the LIAR he is. but… he picks up a bat anyway, eyes glinting dangerously.
this is an excellent floor.
he eyes the alcohol, amused. ]
Did you forget I was in law enforcement? [ he says, just to be an asshole, because really— he doesn’t give a shit. ]
I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE
I — I'm sad!
[ We know, Ryuji.
But then he's looking at the bats and the alcohol and oh, that's what Juni said she was gonna bring. Oh boy. Then he's looking startled at Akechi's law enforcement mention. ]
Who are ya even gonna rat us out to, you narc?
[ And as if by spite, he approaches Juni and holds out his hand for an... ale? Cider? Lemonade? Whatever she wants to give him. ]
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[ She hands Ryuji a hard lemonade, because that seems like his style...... (a cutie patootie) and then she turns to Akechi, to whom she holds out... the gin. ]
I'll give you the good stuff if you don't tell on us!
[ BRIBERY... ]
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even though he had an answer even before he commented. ]
I accept your bribery. [ he announces grandly, taking the gin in hand.
he immediately (and super normally!!) takes a huge gulp, managing to keep his face even in. an almost impressive way. ]
In the grand tradition of law enforcement, of course. [ does he sound bitter??? he's bitter.
he raises an eyebrow at ryuji, but... can't find it in him to make fun of the guy for admitting he's sad just like that.
at least, not yet. ]
Oh, I'm sure I could find someone. I'm resourceful. [ he gives him an amused, sharp grin. ]
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He's just... going to drink his lemonade, wincing a little at the initial taste of alcohol but then drinking down at least half the bottle very quickly. He burps afterwards, like a champ. ]
Man, cops suck.
[ Just. You know. ACAB and all that. ]
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I'll drink to that!
[ Directed at Ryuji, ACAB and all that, as she all but brute force tears the cap off of her bottle of ale (it's a twist cap..) and then takes a hearty swig. ]
Now! I brought you two here to cheer you up because Kiki being gone has you all depressed. He wouldn't want you to be sad, would he!? Besides, you'll all get to see each other again when you go home anyway, huh?
I get it, though. I miss my friends, too! Soooo... Let's celebrate them! By destroying a bunch of stuff!
[ She downs the rest of her bottle in a few big gulps before just. Throwing her bottle at a wall. ]
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delicious(?)
at juny’s declaration, though… his face turns sour. ]
Yeah. When we get back. [ he echoes hollowly, eyes dark, clearly looking like he wishes he could throw his bottle, too— but that would be a waste of gin.
he takes another drink instead, before suddenly rounding on ryuji. ]
She’s right, you know. [ he says, clearly trying to sound conversational and not exactly succeeding. ]
You shouldn’t be sad. [ he is POINTEDLY IGNORING his own feelings for the moment— ]
You should be angry. He left and he won’t even have to miss you with the way this place works, but you’ll have to miss him? How is that fair?
[ he is also ignoring the fact that ryuji straight up told him part of the reason he’s staying is for him.
oh sorry juni is this not what you meant—
she has a point about destroying things, though. he nods at her and picks up a bat in his other hand thoughtfully. ]
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He sips his lemonade a little melancholy instead at Juniper's reminder before startling slightly when Akechi turns his attention on him. Oh. That —
That's a fair point, actually. He looks depressed again. ]
It... it ain't fair. I know he didn't mean it like that though. He just felt it was time to go back. I, uhm. I get it. I just...
[ He trails off and looks down at the floor, glum. Get it together, Ryuji. ]
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Juniper simply looks back and forth between the two boys, tipping her head to one side in question... Was smashing her bottle against the wall not enough to lift their spirits...? She'll have to work harder! Especially now that they both look even more miserable!
It's time to switch tactics for the moment, then. She swiftly steps up towards Ryuji and then holds her arms open. ]
Come here, Ryuji. You need a hug, don't you? I'm really good at hugging!
sorry this is so late WHOOPS
and not what akechi is here for. ]
Sure. Hug it out. Then, when you're ready to stop being a coward and running from your feelings- [ says the HYPOCRITE as he forcefully hands ryuji the bat. ]
-let yourself be angry.
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that's AKECHI'S job ]
Not wanting to be alone, sure.
But you truly think being MY next-door neighbor will help with that?
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yeah i mean then we can spend more time together
what else are u even doing
hey do u wanna come w juniper and i to destroy a bunch of stuff
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and yet—
destroying a bunch of stuff does sound particularly satisfying right now.
SIGH. ]
Fine.
[ he never could say no to certain invitations. ]
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[ hope you're ready to go destroy stuff and get drunk at ten?? pm??? look they're teens they don't need sleep ]
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it’s fine!!
so akechi does in fact meet up with ryuji and go with him to the floor juni mentioned.
WHO WOULDVE GUESSSED ]