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so about the espresso 2: electric boogaloo

Username/Display Name: un: lierre / dn: clara?
Server Channel: #general
Time: right around that sleepy afternoon slump

Hello! 👋 I am curious:
What are your favorite floors to visit in this hotel?
And more importantly, where can I find good tea and coffee?
Espresso is fine too, if it is still here. 🤭

[ she definitely read back and saw all that. what? she has a lot of time on her hands. ]

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It could be fun to, no?

it would!!! ur new here, right? otherwise why would u be asking abt floors hahaha

im ryuji and if u wanna space walk w space suits id be totally down for that

How welcoming of you Ryuji! Thank you. I am Clara. I live on the 50th floor.

whoa thats high up. is the 50th floor normal

Compared to a floor with little to no gravity, it is remarkably normal. It is an abandoned conservatory of sorts with plenty of overgrowth! I quite like it.

[ quickly... googles... what a conservatory is.... ]

oh that must be hella pretty. id like to come visit that floor if ur ok w it!!!

[ bless your lil heart ryuji.. ]

Why would I not be? It is not my place to say where you can or cannot visit, no?

yeah but it felt kinda rude to be like hey im coming to where u live to check it out while we were talking abt it lol

You do not need an invitation.

Unless you are a vampire. Are you a vampire?

nooooo lol vampires dont exist

[ wait. ]

actually jk i take that back they exist and they might be reading this rn lol

There are at least one and half of them reading this!

[ she assumes Nico is reading this all, anyway, since he called her out for cyberbullying (?) his girlfriend. ]

one and a half??? a half??? theres a half of a vampire running around??

[ imagining legs without a torso here ]

[ now wouldn't that be a sight..... ]

I did say "at least"! Maybe there are two whole vampires or two and three-quarters or more, maybe we will never know!

ugh thats so confusing how can there be a three-quarters of a vampire 😭

Perhaps if there is someone who is a half-vampire and another who is a quarter-vampire! 🤓

ur making it sound like someone could be a quarter vampire like if their mom was half vampire theyre suddenly a quarter vampire. do vampires even work like that???