so about the espresso 2: electric boogaloo

[indigrow]

Username/Display Name: un: lierre / dn: clara?
Server Channel: #general
Time: right around that sleepy afternoon slump

Hello! 👋 I am curious:
What are your favorite floors to visit in this hotel?
And more importantly, where can I find good tea and coffee?
Espresso is fine too, if it is still here. 🤭

[ she definitely read back and saw all that. what? she has a lot of time on her hands. ]

Comments

[boneface]

yeah but it felt kinda rude to be like hey im coming to where u live to check it out while we were talking abt it lol

[indigrow]

You do not need an invitation.

Unless you are a vampire. Are you a vampire?

1/3

[boneface]

nooooo lol vampires dont exist

2/3

[boneface]

[ wait. ]

3/3

[boneface]

actually jk i take that back they exist and they might be reading this rn lol

[indigrow]

There are at least one and half of them reading this!

[ she assumes Nico is reading this all, anyway, since he called her out for cyberbullying (?) his girlfriend. ]

[boneface]

one and a half??? a half??? theres a half of a vampire running around??

[ imagining legs without a torso here ]

[indigrow]

[ now wouldn't that be a sight..... ]

I did say "at least"! Maybe there are two whole vampires or two and three-quarters or more, maybe we will never know!

[boneface]

ugh thats so confusing how can there be a three-quarters of a vampire 😭

[indigrow]

Perhaps if there is someone who is a half-vampire and another who is a quarter-vampire! 🤓

[boneface]

ur making it sound like someone could be a quarter vampire like if their mom was half vampire theyre suddenly a quarter vampire. do vampires even work like that???

[indigrow]

I have no idea 😂
But why not?

[boneface]

now i gotta go ask the vampire i know if vampires work like that

[indigrow]

Good luck! I hope it is an educational conversation! 😊

[ she loves letting Nico answer all the questions! ]

un: redmoon / dn: NICO🦇

[crimsin]

WOW. I let you take me around on your shoulder and this is the thanks I get?

[boneface]

i forgot :(

[crimsin]

I see how it is 😭

[boneface]

IM SORRY!!!!! i had a rly good time w u!!! sorry!!! its just hard to remember magical creatures exist now is all!!!!

[crimsin]

We have always existed! We just don’t exist where you exist.

[ Nico don’t confuse the poor kid. ]

[boneface]

thats

i mean

ur just

what???

[ too late ]

[crimsin]

I just mean however long humans have existed in your world, that’s how long vampires have existed in mine.

1/2

[boneface]

so vampires CAN have babies

[ ryuji??? ]

2/2

[boneface]

also do vampires work like this

[crimsin]

[ Ryuji you sweet boy... ]

Oh, yes! We have babies just like humans do!
And if a vampire and a human have a baby, then that baby is half vampire. We call them dhampirs.

[boneface]

whats a 3/4 vampire called then