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caelumserver2023-12-20 08:47 pm
cardsharked) wrote in caelumserver2023-12-20 08:47 pm
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it's time for the WHO (who) PUDDING (pudding) COOKOFF (cookoff)
Username/Display Name: un: vierge // dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early afternoon, probably closer to the 18th don't look at me
Aight, I'm about to enlighten a whole helluva lot of you so buckle up.
Le Réveillon is a holiday feast far and away proving the superiority of French. You'll never doubt who's on top of the ladder after a taste, so Giselle if she's still talking to me and I and anyone else who gets it are gonna school the rest of you on real food.
Normally we'd do that kinda thing for Christmas Eve and New Year's, but seeing as god and I aren't exactly on good terms and that means nothing to most of you besides, let's push it closer to the end of the year. Let's say [CONVENIENT DATE HERE]. Get the feeling some of you sad sacks are just as used to being alone for the holidays and need some kinda excuse.
Course, if you think you've got the superior recipes in your corner, you can always challenge us in the kitchen. Gauntlet? Consider it thrown. There's an industrial kitchen floor big enough for a full iron chef brawl or two.
Or we can duke it out the old fashioned way, if you wanna go for the real brawl.
((OOC: I'll throw a log up for cooking challenge, feasting, brawling, etc. after the holiday weekend, so around like the 26th or 27th. This way we can dodge overlapping with celebration plans and ICly the log can fit somewhere between xmas and new years. Unless someone else has an actual new years thing planned, I'll try to fold NYE stuff in there somewhere maybe?
Also it's close enough to the Figue and Ringo adventure that I think it's more than fair that characters can still be blasted with the truth beam for this post if you want. Go nuts.))
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early afternoon, probably closer to the 18th don't look at me
Aight, I'm about to enlighten a whole helluva lot of you so buckle up.
Le Réveillon is a holiday feast far and away proving the superiority of French. You'll never doubt who's on top of the ladder after a taste, so Giselle if she's still talking to me and I and anyone else who gets it are gonna school the rest of you on real food.
Normally we'd do that kinda thing for Christmas Eve and New Year's, but seeing as god and I aren't exactly on good terms and that means nothing to most of you besides, let's push it closer to the end of the year. Let's say [CONVENIENT DATE HERE]. Get the feeling some of you sad sacks are just as used to being alone for the holidays and need some kinda excuse.
Course, if you think you've got the superior recipes in your corner, you can always challenge us in the kitchen. Gauntlet? Consider it thrown. There's an industrial kitchen floor big enough for a full iron chef brawl or two.
Or we can duke it out the old fashioned way, if you wanna go for the real brawl.
((OOC: I'll throw a log up for cooking challenge, feasting, brawling, etc. after the holiday weekend, so around like the 26th or 27th. This way we can dodge overlapping with celebration plans and ICly the log can fit somewhere between xmas and new years. Unless someone else has an actual new years thing planned, I'll try to fold NYE stuff in there somewhere maybe?
Also it's close enough to the Figue and Ringo adventure that I think it's more than fair that characters can still be blasted with the truth beam for this post if you want. Go nuts.))
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What's the eating situation like for you and your sis, anyway?
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But we love it. Mostly. There are some gross things that people eat out there but it's always fun to give it a try. We can taste and digest things totally normally.
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Good to know. You sound pretty human when you put it like that, save for the last bit.
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[AIs pretending to be human...]
So we'll probably always have our quirks and oddities.
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[If it's possible for typing to sound smug, which it almost certainly is, then Odette's message is delivered with a clear textual smirk.]
Can't think of you as ever blending in, anyway. [And that one is meant as a complement.]
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Hey, what do you mean? What other ethical dilemmas?
[She is absolutely taking the latter as a compliment, but this is more important in the immediate moment!!!]
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[She's some of us and she is very much making sarcastic fun.]
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Wait, seriously? Is that seriously a moral issue? It doesn't break any of Asimov's Laws!!
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Come on, you're pulling my leg. No way they actually use those. At the very least you should be able to rough up a person who's giving you grief.
otherwise you'd be in a world of trouble...
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[Don't worry, Odette. Ringo has beaten up her fair share of humans.]
It's just shorthand, you know? For talking about AI ethics. Pretty sure I don't actually follow any of them.
[huh]
Whoops.
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Guess you're covered to bust balls and break hearts with impunity. I'm gonna have to watch my back around you...
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Yeah? You've got a really soft heart?
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[We really don't love the honesty network, but she's fairly good at just glossing the subject or continuing to speak as if everything she said was completely intended.]
So you don't need to worry about getting the robot fuzz called on you, even if you really bust my balls.