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caelumserver2023-12-20 08:47 pm
cardsharked) wrote in caelumserver2023-12-20 08:47 pm
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it's time for the WHO (who) PUDDING (pudding) COOKOFF (cookoff)
Username/Display Name: un: vierge // dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early afternoon, probably closer to the 18th don't look at me
Aight, I'm about to enlighten a whole helluva lot of you so buckle up.
Le Réveillon is a holiday feast far and away proving the superiority of French. You'll never doubt who's on top of the ladder after a taste, so Giselle if she's still talking to me and I and anyone else who gets it are gonna school the rest of you on real food.
Normally we'd do that kinda thing for Christmas Eve and New Year's, but seeing as god and I aren't exactly on good terms and that means nothing to most of you besides, let's push it closer to the end of the year. Let's say [CONVENIENT DATE HERE]. Get the feeling some of you sad sacks are just as used to being alone for the holidays and need some kinda excuse.
Course, if you think you've got the superior recipes in your corner, you can always challenge us in the kitchen. Gauntlet? Consider it thrown. There's an industrial kitchen floor big enough for a full iron chef brawl or two.
Or we can duke it out the old fashioned way, if you wanna go for the real brawl.
((OOC: I'll throw a log up for cooking challenge, feasting, brawling, etc. after the holiday weekend, so around like the 26th or 27th. This way we can dodge overlapping with celebration plans and ICly the log can fit somewhere between xmas and new years. Unless someone else has an actual new years thing planned, I'll try to fold NYE stuff in there somewhere maybe?
Also it's close enough to the Figue and Ringo adventure that I think it's more than fair that characters can still be blasted with the truth beam for this post if you want. Go nuts.))
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early afternoon, probably closer to the 18th don't look at me
Aight, I'm about to enlighten a whole helluva lot of you so buckle up.
Le Réveillon is a holiday feast far and away proving the superiority of French. You'll never doubt who's on top of the ladder after a taste, so Giselle if she's still talking to me and I and anyone else who gets it are gonna school the rest of you on real food.
Normally we'd do that kinda thing for Christmas Eve and New Year's, but seeing as god and I aren't exactly on good terms and that means nothing to most of you besides, let's push it closer to the end of the year. Let's say [CONVENIENT DATE HERE]. Get the feeling some of you sad sacks are just as used to being alone for the holidays and need some kinda excuse.
Course, if you think you've got the superior recipes in your corner, you can always challenge us in the kitchen. Gauntlet? Consider it thrown. There's an industrial kitchen floor big enough for a full iron chef brawl or two.
Or we can duke it out the old fashioned way, if you wanna go for the real brawl.
((OOC: I'll throw a log up for cooking challenge, feasting, brawling, etc. after the holiday weekend, so around like the 26th or 27th. This way we can dodge overlapping with celebration plans and ICly the log can fit somewhere between xmas and new years. Unless someone else has an actual new years thing planned, I'll try to fold NYE stuff in there somewhere maybe?
Also it's close enough to the Figue and Ringo adventure that I think it's more than fair that characters can still be blasted with the truth beam for this post if you want. Go nuts.))
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You got any other talents or cooking specialties?
[Half of the French(?) here are turning out to be useless... What a letdown from her countrymen and pseudo-countrymen.]
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ah i admit i have only been cooking for myself for the last three centuries. i'm quite unpracticed!
[ After 300 years?? ]
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Wait, what the hell is it if it ain't a bell pepper?
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oh. it's a heart.
[ #justvampirethings ]
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Offal's got its uses, but you bite into a fresh heart in front of me and I'm punting you straight back to that floor with the Noel demon, I don't give a shit if it's a cow's or a cop's.
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[ Apparently he's decided he's definitely got the job of "allez cuisine guy." ]