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caelumserver2023-12-20 08:47 pm
cardsharked) wrote in caelumserver2023-12-20 08:47 pm
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it's time for the WHO (who) PUDDING (pudding) COOKOFF (cookoff)
Username/Display Name: un: vierge // dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early afternoon, probably closer to the 18th don't look at me
Aight, I'm about to enlighten a whole helluva lot of you so buckle up.
Le Réveillon is a holiday feast far and away proving the superiority of French. You'll never doubt who's on top of the ladder after a taste, so Giselle if she's still talking to me and I and anyone else who gets it are gonna school the rest of you on real food.
Normally we'd do that kinda thing for Christmas Eve and New Year's, but seeing as god and I aren't exactly on good terms and that means nothing to most of you besides, let's push it closer to the end of the year. Let's say [CONVENIENT DATE HERE]. Get the feeling some of you sad sacks are just as used to being alone for the holidays and need some kinda excuse.
Course, if you think you've got the superior recipes in your corner, you can always challenge us in the kitchen. Gauntlet? Consider it thrown. There's an industrial kitchen floor big enough for a full iron chef brawl or two.
Or we can duke it out the old fashioned way, if you wanna go for the real brawl.
((OOC: I'll throw a log up for cooking challenge, feasting, brawling, etc. after the holiday weekend, so around like the 26th or 27th. This way we can dodge overlapping with celebration plans and ICly the log can fit somewhere between xmas and new years. Unless someone else has an actual new years thing planned, I'll try to fold NYE stuff in there somewhere maybe?
Also it's close enough to the Figue and Ringo adventure that I think it's more than fair that characters can still be blasted with the truth beam for this post if you want. Go nuts.))
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early afternoon, probably closer to the 18th don't look at me
Aight, I'm about to enlighten a whole helluva lot of you so buckle up.
Le Réveillon is a holiday feast far and away proving the superiority of French. You'll never doubt who's on top of the ladder after a taste, so Giselle if she's still talking to me and I and anyone else who gets it are gonna school the rest of you on real food.
Normally we'd do that kinda thing for Christmas Eve and New Year's, but seeing as god and I aren't exactly on good terms and that means nothing to most of you besides, let's push it closer to the end of the year. Let's say [CONVENIENT DATE HERE]. Get the feeling some of you sad sacks are just as used to being alone for the holidays and need some kinda excuse.
Course, if you think you've got the superior recipes in your corner, you can always challenge us in the kitchen. Gauntlet? Consider it thrown. There's an industrial kitchen floor big enough for a full iron chef brawl or two.
Or we can duke it out the old fashioned way, if you wanna go for the real brawl.
((OOC: I'll throw a log up for cooking challenge, feasting, brawling, etc. after the holiday weekend, so around like the 26th or 27th. This way we can dodge overlapping with celebration plans and ICly the log can fit somewhere between xmas and new years. Unless someone else has an actual new years thing planned, I'll try to fold NYE stuff in there somewhere maybe?
Also it's close enough to the Figue and Ringo adventure that I think it's more than fair that characters can still be blasted with the truth beam for this post if you want. Go nuts.))
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shit do you think there's a mcdonalds here too
[ There are two kinds of people... ]
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Ain't there like any restaurant you could imagine between all hundred floors? Expand your horizons, asshole!
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what more do i need?
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You don't drink, so the bars ain't going to be any use for you. Think you better expand your horizons. Didn't you say you're always pushing yourself? Don't wanna get complacent now.
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ok it's fusion restaurants for me only now
why stop at conveyor belt sushi when there are sushi burritos and sushi pizza?
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sure you wouldn't rather take up drinking? that's an entire axis of taste you ain't indulging.
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but it ignores the main issue which is:
alcohol tastes like shit no matter what form it takes
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[And she still actually cares about as much as she did at Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville, but antagonizing him for his childish tastebugs is much more entertaining.]
You must have pretty keen senses, don't you?
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but not the kind that makes me see ghosts or whatever shit like that
all my other senses are pretty lit too tho LOL