so about the espresso

[cardsharked]

Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

Comments

[cardsharked]

[We'll say this is pre-Winter-outing as she closely scrutinizes his userpic.]

Nah, I'm thinking you're a little too delicate for this kinda work.


on the other hand, this guy DID have a lot of trouble lifting that tiny old machine...

[ohthehumanities]

[WH]

I'm hardly delicate. Even if I was, Mehrak can carry things for me. [Wait he's supposed to be defending his innocence] But I'm not a thief. What's the sense in stealing from a place that provides so much for free?

[cardsharked]

Lotta of reasons. Convenience. Boredom. To distract from something bigger going on. Fun or chaos. To prove you can.

You sound like you might wanna prove you're capable of heavy lifting, for example.

[Not really; she's just curious to see what comes out of him when pushed.]

[ohthehumanities]

[He is, much to his consternation, very easy to rile up; fortunately, he's too distracted by the rest of what she says to focus on it much.]

Those are all terrible reasons! Have they considered, I don't know, getting a hobby?

[DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE INSTEAD OF STEALING COFFEE MACHINES YOU WEIRDOS]