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caelumserver2023-10-23 03:18 pm
cardsharked) wrote in caelumserver2023-10-23 03:18 pm
so about the espresso
Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist
Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.
Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.
Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.
I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.
And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist
Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.
Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.
Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.
I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.
And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?
un: sole of the deep
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[Unless it was and Astarion dropped the ball - and the espresso machine - so badly that the game was up before it started.]
Even after it hit the ground they didn't just cut their losses and run. First guess would be they wanted something on the inside, but it's not like they seemed all that mechanically on the up.
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Might be 100 floors, but it'll feel like a small hotel in a few days here. Heh... Honestly, they really hit us where it hurt.
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We don't have a timeline for a replacement for the machine, correct?
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No exact date, but I figure it'll take at least a few days. Something that big, you're looking at a week minimum, going by "normal" rules.
[Which apparently very few things including the guests happen to follow here in this hotel! What an eye-opener; it's not as if she expected her horizons to be so expanded on a leisurely vacation.]
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[Kokomi, this is a hotel, not a standing army.]
Ideally, things will be accelerated a bit by the fact that this place isn't "normal."