so about the espresso

[cardsharked]

Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

Comments

don't mind the threadjack...

[warmaid]

You have tentacles?

[Asking the important questions!]

[icyspicy]

I do. Surprise.

[warmaid]

[ sole of the deep is typing...

After a moment, the message goes away. Then:

sole of the deep is typing...

And again, it stops for a bit.

sole of the deep is typing... ]

I guess I've learned something new about you today.

[icyspicy]

As has everyone else, I imagine. 🐙

[warmaid]

Out of respect for your privacy, I'll try not to think too much about the implications of that knowledge and your statement.

[icyspicy]

You can think about whatever you like. I'm not bothered one way or another.