so about the espresso

[cardsharked]

Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

Comments

[survivaltricks]

security cameras. . . uh, take moving pictures of people. like paintings? but they move. and show us what you were doing in the moment those pictures were captured.

things like stealing espresso machines included.

[astarion]

really?

[Huh.]

and can you prove if ot were just someone disguised as me?

[survivaltricks]

you're going down the rabbit hole.

[who would disguise themselves as astarion!!]

[astarion]

its surel not as ridiculous as you think,d arling
such magic does exist

[survivaltricks]

i know, but that doesn't mean you aren't going down the rabbit hole.

haven't you ever heard of the saying "keep it simple, stupid?"

[astarion]

in terms of heists and general theiverry?
no but i udnerstand the idea

listen darling, it's ot my fault if other people make things more difficult than need be, is it?