so about the espresso

[cardsharked]

Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

Comments

[unliminal]

Yup. So now you have to believe me that I checked every floor of this place for espresso.

[ He absolutely does not. ]

[survivaltricks]

No I don't.






And I still don't.

[believe him, that is]

[unliminal]

You can't prove I didn't.

[survivaltricks]

. . . thaaaat's not how it works.

[mimes taking another swing at him, but he moves slowly and whiffs the air on purpose]

[unliminal]

Sure it is. What sensei says goes! Haven't you ever heard that saying?

[ That's a terrible saying. ]

[survivaltricks]

Nope.

[oh. what a blunt response]

I don't listen to sayings made up on the spot by espresso machine thieves.

[unliminal]

Eh.

[ Ah, the jig is up... ]

Technically, I had no part in stealing it. Astarion just did it to pay me back for a favor.

[survivaltricks]

The mastermind is just as guilty as the minions.

[Gojo can't escape this one!1]

[unliminal]

[ Mastermind is a little generous...but it sounds kinda cool, so he won't protest. ]

If you say soooo! Then I'm guilty. And I'd do it again!

[ ...Sticking out his tongue, he teleports away again... ]