✨ two truths and a lie!

[icyspicy]

Username/Display Name: summer / 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 🐙✨
Server Channel: #general
Time: idk sometime in the afternoon

Well well, would you look at that? The place didn’t burn itself down while I was gone, though not for lack of trying. Or so I’ve been told.

Anyway, it looks like we’ve acquired some new faces in the last month. In the grand tradition of the hotel forcing us to get to know one another, why don’t we play a little game?

Is everyone familiar with “two truths and a lie”? It’s simple enough. List three things about yourself, one of which is not true. Others must guess which is the lie.

Here, I’ll go first.

[ TL;DR - We’re playing two truths and a lie now! Thread hop around and tag each other! Winter will be hopping around to play too, but if folks just want to chat with him now that he’s back that is also fine! ]

Comments

un: housependeryn

[historicallyloaded]

[ ALL THIS SOUNDS FAKE. ]

Is Y2K a disease or army of some kind?

[unliminal]

you could say that

a disease for computers

[historicallyloaded]

And you thwarted this disease?

[ Death is really broken where he's from so 3. sounds totally plausible to him, and he himself is an inventor so in his mind anything can be invented. Either he is speaking with a skilled inventor... or a skilled physician! ]

How did you accomplish that?

[unliminal]

first let me ask you
do you know what a computer is?

[ This will greatly influence the nature of the bullshit he comes up with. ]

[historicallyloaded]

Though novel to me, and unfathomably tiny and compact, this very device on which we are communicating is considered a computing machine is it not?

[ Oh, to be high int low wis. Lay it on him, Gojo. ]

[unliminal]

[ Well, that's better than nothing... ]

okay so everyone though that in the year 2000, all the computers were going to turn evil and kill everyone
i stopped that from happening
just the first of many times i saved the world!

[historicallyloaded]

Incredible... you are at least 1,153 years hereafter my time. By what mechanism were they to turn 'evil'?

[unliminal]

whoa no shit
did you know buddha? or jesus?

[ ...That's all from the same time period, right? The prehistoric times, as far as he's concerned. ]

uhh it was something to do with the clocks turning from 1999 to 2000 idk

[historicallyloaded]

Alas, I know neither of those individuals. Do they have surnames? Descendants perhaps?

Really... so some sort of time triggered bout of madness. How did you stop all of them? I can't imagine computing devices weren't incredibly common in an advanced future society...

[unliminal]

eh you can forget about it

so the computers were everywhere right?
you couldn't even trust a nintendo
but i got all 120 stars in mario 64 that night and that's how i stopped Y2K

[ ...One part of this story is true. ]

[historicallyloaded]

[ He wants to ask so many questions about ALL THESE THINGS. WHAT'S A NINTENDO? WHAT'S A MARIO?? Or is it a location? What happened to the other 63? ]

So collecting these stars was integral to stopping the computer madness? Were they of great power? That must have been no easy feat. You did it all by yourself?

[unliminal]

[ Gojo is either the best or the worst person he could ask those questions of... ]

sure did! i'm pretty amazing huh?
you only need 70 to beat bowser but i went the extra mile and collected them all