nAIce to meet you

[refiguered]

Username/Display Name: un: figuerative / dn: Figue
Server Channel: #introductions
Time: Some reasonable time in the evening

Good evening. My name is Figue. If you've made the acquaintance of Ringo, you can consider me as something like her sister.

I would like to put forth an offer and a question:

Firstly, I have noticed several guests have encountered difficulty with making use of the network. As an AI, I would be happy to offer instruction or answer any questions they might have.

Secondly, I would like to compile a list of those who possess either healing abilities or medical expertise. In the event of a problem, I'd like to pin this list so that those who have newly arrived will know who to contact first.

... Also, if Ringo has caused you any trouble, please let me know. I know she can be a bit of a handful.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

un: montjoie, dn: charlie | 1/2

[frankish]

Would you say you're offering to help figue-r things out?

[frankish]

I'm sorry, that was terrible. Forget I said anything!

Wait, other people can't see this, can they?

[refiguered]

[ ... ]

I'm afraid they can.

[frankish]

Merde! I swear it sounded cooler in my head!

[refiguered]

I've come to find that most things do.
But I wouldn't recommend trying that again.

[frankish]

Don't worry, I won't! Forgive me, big sis!

[refiguered]

[ huh wait-- ]

"Big sis"?

[frankish]

Yeah! You've got that sort of air about you!

[refiguered]

Do I? I've only been in existence for approximately a month...

[frankish]

A whole month? Then you've got me beat! This really works out perfectly!

[refiguered]

Pardon?
How long have you existed?

[frankish]

About two weeks. ... Well, it's a little more complicated than that, but nevermind the details!

[refiguered]

No, I think the details might be important...
Are you also an AI?

[hexensabbat]

[lol



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[frankish]

Such harsh criticism...! But it's okay! I can take it!

[hexensabbat]

I criticize just because I want the see the best outta you. You can do better than that. I believe in you.

[frankish]

Haha, I can feel my strength growing already. I guess that's the power of belief for you! I'll be sure to make the most of it!

[hexensabbat]

[get a load of this guy]

Oh yeah? If you're power's already going, let's see a better pun out of you then.

[frankish]

I want to! But I promised big sis Figue I wouldn't... wait until next time, okay?

[hexensabbat]

[help]

"Big sis Figue"?

[frankish]

[ no ]

Yeah! Big sis Figue! [ OFFERS ZERO CONTEXT OR EXPLANATION ]

[hexensabbat]

Why "big sis"?

[frankish]

It's just the feeling I get from her! You think so too, right?

[hexensabbat]

Uh, no. Not at all. If anything, she's my little sister.

[frankish]

Little sister? Are you sure about that...?

[ Looks at this post... ]