nAIce to meet you

[refiguered]

Username/Display Name: un: figuerative / dn: Figue
Server Channel: #introductions
Time: Some reasonable time in the evening

Good evening. My name is Figue. If you've made the acquaintance of Ringo, you can consider me as something like her sister.

I would like to put forth an offer and a question:

Firstly, I have noticed several guests have encountered difficulty with making use of the network. As an AI, I would be happy to offer instruction or answer any questions they might have.

Secondly, I would like to compile a list of those who possess either healing abilities or medical expertise. In the event of a problem, I'd like to pin this list so that those who have newly arrived will know who to contact first.

... Also, if Ringo has caused you any trouble, please let me know. I know she can be a bit of a handful.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

un: antikythera / dn: 🍎

[hexensabbat]

hey rude

[refiguered]

I don't believe I said anything dishonest, did I?

[hexensabbat]

You're making me out to be some sort of out of control menace!

[refiguered]

I never said you were out of control.
You're certainly far more reckless on a daily basis than most, however.
Have you toned that down here?

[hexensabbat]

Well, it's not like there's much to be reckless over in a place like this.

There's not a ton of fighting, after all, and we don't have a mission.

[refiguered]

That's fair enough.
Have you just been relaxing, then?

[hexensabbat]

I've been experiencing things. Like pumpkin guts.

[refiguered]

Pumpkins do not have internal organs, Ringo.

[hexensabbat]

They were sliiiiiiimyyyyyyy.

[refiguered]

What were you even doing with pumpkin innards?

[hexensabbat]

Carving pumpkins, obviously. You have to remove the guts first before you can carve out the face.

[She says that as if it's obvious but she had to be told how to do it... it's Fine.]

[refiguered]

Again, they're not "guts"
Oh, never mind.
I didn't know they encouraged certain traditions here.

[hexensabbat]

Yeah, it was pretty fun. When I got here, they were hosting a Halloween party of some sort.

Makes sense though, doesn't it? It probably makes people feel more at home and all of that.

[refiguered]

Those familiar with the holiday, at least.
I'm already coming to realize there are a great many worlds represented by the people here.

[hexensabbat]

Maybe we'll get some non-Earth-based holidays soon too.

[refiguered]

For the sake of educational purposes, I'd like that.
There's still so much we haven't experienced.

[hexensabbat]

Right? Me too. Let's ask some of the people who come from different worlds about their holidays and then harass the hotel into putting them on too.

[refiguered]

That's a wonderful idea, Ringo! It would guarantee inclusivity.

[hexensabbat]

[Oh wow, Figue is encouraging the harassment... guess the inclusivity won out for her?]

Then that's what we'll do. I'll be sure to ask everyone else what sorts of holidays they have back home whenever it comes up.

[refiguered]

And I'll do the same. Respectfully, of course.

[ RESPECTFULLY, Ringo!! ]

[hexensabbat]

[Yeah huh.



Ringo leaves that on read.]